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And you have a parking ticket.

You might wonder, why Bethesda World News? Why another publication about a place that already gets enough attention? Because it is, truthfully, the best dang place in the country. We know you'll like it here, too. Assuming, that is, you want to buy stuff, you have smart kids, and you're not too fat. And for goodness sake, don't let me see you wearing those sweat pants around here again. Anyway, we welcome you with open arms. Oh, and don't forget to bring cash. And quarters, bring lots of quarters.

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Baguette Does Bethesda Row

The continuing tales of a baguette with wanderlust. Starting here, starting now. Join us as we go on a journey, a journey of exploration, a journey that includes reflection, shopping, and, possibly, butter. Oh, to be a baguette on Bethesda Row. For more on the continuing adventures of the Bethesda World News Baguette, visit us on Facebook.

Bloggers are talking about us. Or blogging.
Whatever it is they do.

Blogger Clutch Cargo Lips: I Think I'm In Love

From Novelist Susan Coll's blog
Alternate Sides: Adventures Along the Northeast Corridor

What people are saying
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and
Who are you guys??
and
My yoga-toned sides ache from laughing so hard. It takes true wit to be funny without being mean spirited and
you pass that test.
Way, way above grade level.

Keep your comments coming! We like to hear nice things, as opposed to our usual state of merely hearing things.
Our mothers will be especially pleased.